26 Tuesday Jul 2016
Posted in family, funnys, haiku, humor, humour, life, pets, potty humor, puppies, Uncategorized
The Sequel
livin' the dream.
livin' the dream.
Where all the cool squirrels hang out!
7 is the new 30
Screaming Into The Abyss
Remember! Once warmth was without fire.
Where Sarcasm Gets Drunk and Lets Its Hair Down
Saving The World From Stupidity...One Blog At A Time
But the pun is
"If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already" - Abraham Lincoln.
Stop being a follower!!!
and other excellent advice, probably.
Interesting stories about everyday moments.
I'm over 50. I'm raising a fifth grader. Sometimes he posts too.
naptimethoughts 
Can’t blame her for that. Maybe she should learn to use the toilet.
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I tried to teach our cats to use the toilet. Instead, we decided I should clean their litterbox more often.
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I don’t even like pooping outside on cool days.
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That’s not what I heard.
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Brilliant.
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Thanks. Some call me the Emily Dickinson of the new millennium. Don’t ask who, though…
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This is hilarious.
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I’m glad my poetry inspires you.
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As always.
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Aww,the dog looks embarrassed.
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She ought to. Just because it’s hot outside doesn’t mean she can shit on the rug. God knows I’ve had the grace to be embarrassed the few times I’ve missed the box.
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As and aside NTT I did a guest post over at Mark Bialczak’s https://markbialczak.com/2016/08/07/i-want-to-be-unhappy/ I would be honored if you had a chance go drop by for read. Thank You.
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That haiku is beautiful.
No dogs or cats, but I’m glad my children no longer shit on the floor. If only they could program dogs to poop in the toilet with a simple hypnotism course. Except then they’d be on the toilet when you needed it. No winning there.
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If you invent a way to keep anyone’s shit (dog, cat, child, husband… Whomever) off my floor, please let me know. Life would be just that much easier.
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There is just so much shit going on these days, I think our floors are doomed. Also the rest of us. I need a haiku for this.
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I’ll work on that
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Hey, there. Nice to see you. Keep the shit coming, ay? John
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I’ll try. I can’t make any promises.
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A wonderfully honest little snapshot of life.
Thanks for sharing.
Eli
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Hilarious! And perfect form haiku too.
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